Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Somewhere between the banjo and

Somewhere between the banjo and the log

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Arched blue bold text reads "BALLINGER

Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Somewhere between the banjo andPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow